Blaugrana al vent

oncelut:

my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this

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samkind:

last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF FELL OFF AND DRAMATICALLY BROKE ON THE GROUND SO HE WAS LIKE OK WOW STAY THERE. AND HE CAME BACK W/ A CHURRO HE BOUGHT ME FOOD IT COUNTS AS A DATE MY FIRST DATE WAS WITH PETER PAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE

samkind:

last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF FELL OFF AND DRAMATICALLY BROKE ON THE GROUND SO HE WAS LIKE OK WOW STAY THERE. AND HE CAME BACK W/ A CHURRO HE BOUGHT ME FOOD IT COUNTS AS A DATE MY FIRST DATE WAS WITH PETER PAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE

(Source: habaebti)

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basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

(Source: canadad)

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